Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Old River, I've Come to Talk Again

We came up on the sandbar, and I motioned to my panicked friend the sandbar and driftwood – could it have been the root or rhizome? Not, of course, the rhizome referenced in Deleuze and Guattri's A Thousand Plateaus “Introduction: Rhizome” - but that has nothing to do with this... Funny how your brain operates when you're in Panic mode. Anyway... Her eyes became huge round saucers as she nodded frantically. Too frantically. The creepy man saw her movement and to where her eyes were fixed.

“I don't think so,” he said, drawing out a large hunting knife, rusty (or bloody) and as big as I'd ever seen a knife.

That's when my fight or flight response finally came to life – well, my fight response. I jumped to the sandbar and grabbed the driftwood. It was about two feet long and heavy. Adrenaline, however, made the weight seem less than it really was. My friends jumped out of their tubes and came to stand beside me and my makeshift weapon. The man jumped out of his boat and eased toward us.

“Looks like mine is bigger than yours,” I said, eliciting a gasp and a smirk from my friends. “Back off, buddy. You can't get near enough to use that thing, big as it is. So just hop back in your boat and leave.”

He growled then, as feral and animalistic as I'd ever heard from a human. Then... he lunged.

My friends both screamed and I – I say I, but it was more like I was watching my body from above as it moved itself- swung the branch with all my might. The branch made contact with the grungy head and the knife flew from the man's dirty hands and landed less than an inch from my feet.

The man fell to the ground and I saw blood soaking into the sand around him. I marveled at my strength, but somehow didn't believe in it.

“Oh, man.” My deer-in-the-headlights friend pointed to the driftwood and I saw something that initially I hadn't – there was a long nail sticking out of the wood, and it was still lodged in the redneck's head.

Clean-up was simple. It was like taking an adventure, together, but different from the ones we'd taken before.* Cover the bloody sand with clean, set the boat adrift downstream, and toss the driftwood into the deepest part of the river we could find. And, of course, the body. I rolled the body into the river and used another dead branch to push him as far down and out as I could.

There were big storms the following week; the river rose a almost four feet and the current ran fast and strong, washing everything away from its original resting place. I never heard anything about the missing man. Officials found the boat, unregistered, about 5 miles from that sandbar, where turtles liked to sunbathe, where dragonflies flew, where alligators rested.


The river is teeming with life.


Life... 


...and death.




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